Monday, February 14, 2011

Some Healthy (?) Alternatives To Valentine's Day

Van Halentine's Day
Hey, baby, want me to teach you how to play "Eruption?"

As we all know, venereal disease is no picnic. So you got some dirty love last week? Now it's time to find out what your neighborhood free clinic has to offer.

Ballantine's Day!
So maybe you're all alone tonight? No you're not!
You've got a friend in a bottle. Get WASTED!

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